I just bought Placebo's "Meds" with three new tracks. Whoo, Placebo!

I want to tell you about this new website that JT sent me. ^__^ From her boyfriend.

It has end of the world theories. (Yes, the tard that was all 'If the Mayans knew about the end of the world, why are they extinct?' sent her a site of possible end of the world theories.)

All in all, it is a very interesting read. I read one that disturbed me in my caffienated high. (When I get tired, I drink caffiene. And it makes me paranoid. Its better than sneaking into an R-rated horror flick. And its legal!)

Anyways, it was about man made black holes. Apparently, in 2005, black holes were made. And they are on they're merry little way to the core , eating everything.

Me: "...I never heard of man-made black holes...."

So, I did research.

AKA, I asked Bob and Dad. ^__^

Me: *tells them about what I read.*
Bob and Dad: *raise eyebrow*
Bob: "Black Holes are only theories. Steven Hawkins thinks they exsist. That's how we got the theory. And, since they are theory, no one knows if they're real or not. Therefore, we can't make a black hole. Like, time travel. People used to think it was possible to time travel by going through a black hole. Get it?"
Dad: *makes noises of agreement.*
Me: "Yeah!" ^____^

Bob has to put up with this on a regular basis. I get tired, want to stay up and drink shit loads of caffiene. Then, I get on the Web and find something that scares the shit outta me and go to Bob. Like, when I read Hugo de Garis' book, The Artilect War, over the web. Basically, it's an 'AI is going to kill us but we HAVE to create it because it is our DESTINY, OMG!' thing. Well....it was 3 am and I was really hyped. The way he wrote it...he believes it.

And well, Bob was watching TV.

Me: *rants about the possiblity that this guy is right*
Bob: *gave up telling me de Garis is a wacko. Sighs, places head in hands.*

Later that morining...
Me:*wakes up, thinks of how I got so freaked out.**head desk*

I just told mom about the Black Hole thing and what Bob said.

Mom: *V. serious* "Black holes....EXSIST!"
Me: *shrinks* "Is it possible to..create a black hole?"
Mom: "If you blow up a...STAR!"
Me: *imangines some crazy scientist blowing up a star on purposse and sucking Earth into it.* *sarcastically* "Gee, thanks Mom."
Mom: *grins evilly* "What?"
Me: *leaves room to get back on Exit Mundi and get even more silly paranoia*
Mom: *calss after me* "The Sun could become a black hole, you know?"
Me: "I know, Mom!"

(She made a 100 on her science exit exam for college. She is supah! smart.)

Intellectually, I know this is all bull shit, because in big letters at the bottom of the homepage, it says 'THIS IS FOR FUN.' But, all the same, it's fun. Like watching a really good horror movie. But, sadly, there are no good horror movies left....

...so I must content with my caffeinated paranoid nonsense.

Monk Out

"Resistance is futile!"-The Borg, from Star Trek

http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm

No matter how late it gets, how tired I get, how caffeinate I am, I will NOT buy into the one that says we will become The Borg. (If you go, click on the one that says 'Assimilate!' and you'll see what I mean. ^___^)