Check this out.

http://www.nostradamusonline.com/sample_chapter.php

Ok. So this guy is preaching "Doom doom death death!" and yada yada yada. To me, his writing style sounds like some doped-up high school conspiracy theorist.  It follows Murphy's Law-Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

But it got me thinking. And we know how bad that is for children and other living things. ^__~

People have been saying good ol' World War III is on it's way since World War II ended. Will it happen?

You bet. Why? Because we're human. We make war. That's just what we do. Will it suck? Yes. But I'm hoping that humanity is smart enough to not use nukes ever again.

Ok, listen assholes.

NUCLEAR WEAPONS = SUCK.

In fact....

WAR IN GENERAL = SUCK.

But, as I said, there will be war made because that's just what we do. And even if worse comes to worse, there will be survivors. There always has. (Except with the dinosaurs. and other extinct species.<_<  >__> Ok, my bad. So maybe there won't.) 

Point is, this guy is trying to instill fear into people to sell a book. Hell, maybe he has a reason that's noble. Maybe he's trying to prevent catastrophe. (Using fear.)

But, still...it made me laugh. And think. Cracktastic combination.

Kris

Now, here are some misquotes!

"Let's settle this dispute...with bombs!"
"How is THAT settling anything?!" Bonus Stage.

And one more link:

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Bonus_Stage

Bonus Stage has it's own Wikiquote! XD