I ganked this gem from happymediocrity.I tried doing this with pervymonk but it wouldn't let me choose Ashley. And she's totally tghe only one allowed to stalk me. ♥ I like the Valentine sentence. I might use the crucifixion part in a Matt/Mello fic. XD

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from therainbowriot. ce_acatl is stalking therainbowriot ce_acatl's REAL name : Settle Jonckheere ce_acatl's REAL DOB : 12th June 1989 Height :176 cm Weight : 65.0 kg ce_acatl has dreamt about you : 4 times ce_acatl became interested in you : 04th December 2006 ce_acatl's latest dream about you You and ce_acatl are in a bar. ce_acatl carries you up onto the pool table and begins undressing you. ce_acatl starts to whip you around the ass with your own jeans. This is how ce_acatl describes your relationship behind your back 'Things are going great! it still won't kiss me though in public. it will once I stop calling her in the middle of the night.' ce_acatl's been stealing stuff from your house too. ce_acatl enjoys collecting therainbowriot's dead pets for a living. They've even started modifying their body for you ce_acatl had their tongue pierced just to win your approval. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines If God had a face, he'd look something like you. And if you were ever to leave me, I'd fucking nail you to a cross before you had a chance for a last supper. The Police No. calls to the police : 30 times Your Last Call to The Police "I think there's a bomb in our house. My friend left a rucksack in here and I can hear ticking." ce_acatl's Police File There is every possibility that ce_acatl is a living incarnation of Satan. Testimonies about ce_acatl Badger Brien - Worn out Musician 'I always suspected ce_acatl was a little weird, but never THIS weird.' Johnny Keeney - The Devil In Disguise 'ce_acatl and I never saw eye-to-eye. And I'm glad now we didn't. What a fucking creep.' Flora Warren - Sister Stabatha 'Dear God! I knew ce_acatl was a right thieving bastard but I didn't know they were such a skank. therainbowriot is a bit of a sucker really.'

HOLY CRAP! Two posts in one month! Go me!

...I remember when I posted every week. D:

Anyway, if you haven't seen me on IM it's because I've had to turn it off temporalily because it keeps fucking up my computer. So that's why you haven't seen me. Send me an email: sk8ternevertell@aol.com.

...I got it in like the 6th grade and just never bothered to change it. I have a gmail but I don't ever use it. XD

So yeah. Prom. Ashley couldn't go because her mom took her on vacation that day. TO MEXICO. So I just went with Budke.

I was hellbent on not going but my mom made me. And I learned a valuable lesson: Set your standards low so you'll be plesantly suprised. I had loads of fun at prom. Dance with everyone, watch Geo hit on/scare the shit out of Joe. The works. The only shitty part was Josh and his stupid videocamera. =/ He followed me and filmed me.

I went to afterprom too. They had stuff like moonwalks and games and prizes! I won a Starbucks giftcard and one dollar. I have no luck. I didn't get home until 5 am. Which means I missed Death Note since this was all on a Saturday but eh.

I'm also teaching my self calligraphy! I'm pretty decent if I do say so myself. You can tell I'm a newbie though. I've started teaching myself Japanese characters instead of just the spoken language. It's fun, if a tad difficult. I also drew a really awesome old english N. ^__^ Yay Near!

Went to Hayley's dance recital yesterday. 38 songs about being hot and it's 103 fucking degrees outside. @__@ I felt like a mom. I gave her flowers and higs because she was upset her boyfriend didn't show. I like her boyfriend, Caleb (the team calls hom Peanut ever sice I shaved his head. XD) but he's so damn apathetic when it comes to dating. He's getting kicked in the nuts Tuesday if he doesn't have a good reason for missing it.

Ashley moves to New Mexico pretty soon, if she hasn't moved already. I feel bad because we never keep in touch. I can't help but wonder if we can survive not being in the same state. But I'm pretty sure we will. It just makes me sad to know that I won't be able to see her.

And this summer I get to go to...summer school! *sarcastic yay* I need more credits and it's only for a month so I should be good.

That's about the extent of interesting things that have happened to me. ^__^

Monk Out

Look who is keeping up with their New Year's Resolution! ^__^ New Year's Resolutions are about making yourself a better person and all that jazz. But not for me! ^__^

New Years Revolutions Resolutions
1. Blog once a week.
2. Clean room
3. Publish some short stories
4. Learn to drive
5. See my girlfriend more often.
6. Make it to Regional in swimming.

I kinda of figure if I fail at the last one, it's ok. But I really, really want a letterman jacket.

I miss my girlfriend. Her phone is dead again. I'm swinging by her house tomorrow. (Hopefully.) I think I may bring flowers. I haven't been able to hang out with her lately. I need love. ♥ I want to see if she's shaved her head again. She looks awesome with it shaved. ^__^

So yes. We went back to school yesterday. A two day week. Whooo.

I did get my book taken up by Coach Lara (mi maestro Espanol.)He was preparing us for our Midterm by asking us questions in Spanish. One was 'What was the best thing you got for Christmas?' (Post Christmas rant later on in post! ^__^) I said "A concert." and countinued on with my reading. Then I hear,
"King." I ask,
"MmmYes?" Coach Lara got a serious look on his face.
"Answer the question."
"Are we still on the Christmas one?"
"All right, give me that!" And he took my book away. (It's happened before. I always get in trouble for being literate. XD) Hector leans over and whispers,
"What was the worst thing that has ever happened to you?" (Which was the question.)
"I got my book taken up!" I answer teasingly.
Coach Lara nearly fell over laughing. Score one for me!

( El Giftmas )

So yes. THREE DAYS GRACE CONCERT AT DOS AMIGOS! It. Fucking. Rocked. I moshed and headbanged and met this kickass band Cult of Follow. I was closer than I have ever been to the stage and the guitarist of Three Days Grace looked at Judith and me. We saw that 'Ryan' kid. (It isn't his name. He used to work at the movie theater but Judith and I can't ever remember his name.) Some guy and his girl made out like two feet away from us. The only problem with the concert was this old biddies behind us. Whenever I got into my headbanging/moshing, the pushed against my back and told me to 'shimmer down.' You mosh at rock concerts, especially when the lead singer commands it. >__O But DUUUUUUUUUUDE! I go sick and was miserable for a week because of the cigarette smoke so I missed the Seether concert. But it was so worth it. ♥ Three Days Grace. I really wanted them to come out after bands normally do at Dos Amigos but they got on their bus and went to sleep. T___T I got an awesome hoodie though. THAT NO ONE HAD BETTER STEAL LIKE MY HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS HOODIE. But I guess the loss of the HH hoodie is for the best since I don't really listen to them anymore. (Except Nikki FM. I love that song.)

Also, I saw Sweeney Todd. It was great! I like the pretty guy. Anthony. "I feeeeeeeeel you, Jooooaaaaanaaaa!" ^__^ I really want to see Juno but it isn't anywhere near my town. T___T
*whew* That's it for this post. How are you guys doing?

Kris

"Beauty is a short-lived tyranny." Socrates

That's right. I said it. You stupid whore! *kick kick kick* Give me back my lover! *smack smack smack* Jerk! Asshole! Bitch! Emo kid! *stabbity stab stab stabness*

T___T Ashley isn't coming back to Big Spring after all. But pretty soon in like two years I'll be old enough to move out and have her live with me!

I have to look at the optimistic.

T___T It took so ling to get her to admit she liked me. And now it's love and her stupid so-called parents have to mess it up. Jerks. But haha! I love her no matter where she is or what she looks like! So take THAT, bitches!Dee:

On a happier Kris/Ashley note, I'm reading Fake and the way Ryo and Dee act remind me of us.

Dee: Hey.
Ryo: *shyly* Hey.
Dee: I wanna jump your bones!
Ryo: *runs away*
Dee: Wait!

:D :D :D I love you Morina.

I haven't had time to look at my f-list, much less get on the computer at all this week. This does not bode well for the rest of the school year. So yes. Weekends (unless I have a meet) will probably be my sole internet time.

So yes. I had a pretty good week. The only thing worth mention is that when I went in to 5:30 swim, Coach was amped on caffiene. And really nice. He said I can probably make it to Regional this year! He was nice and talkitive and not angry at all.

Ah, the joys of marriage and caffiene!

So yes. Kim's a bitch, Ashley is my love and Coach is currently made of win.

And I finished Siren!

Kris

Link: The Greek Mythology Personality Test written by Aleph_Nine on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Oh well. At least I got Jonh Lennon as someone I'm most like. ^__^ I love him. Next time I go to BlockBuster, I'm going to rent The US vs. John Lennon.

Then again, I also got Michael Jackson. Pleh.

I saw Ashley today at the movie theatre! I am filled with so much l~o~v~e! I nearly made out with her but I restrained myself. T__T

She got her chin pierced and it looks awesome! ^__^

Love love love love!

Go check out the banner Serenader made for me! It's made of awesome and win and rad and smex.

♥

LOVE!

I go to Dallas in four days. Wish me luck and love and porn and all that. XD

Morina is going to be in town all summer. *__*

She told me she'd see me on Sunday. I'm going to the beach Sunday. ;__; I wouldn't go but...I've never been to the beach before. ;__; I want to take her with me but I know there's a snowball's chance in hell of that happening. I can see the conversation now:

Kris: Hey Kim! Can I take your daughter the beach?
Kim: Ummm...it's not really a good time.
Kris: ;__;
Kim: Yah, um...I don't want you sexxing her up.
Kris: !
Kim:...deviant.

(Not that Kim would ever say that. I may not like her much but she's really polite.)

I've been missing Ashley like crazy.(For those not up to speed, Ashley = Morina. ♥) Now we can huggle aaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll summer. *___*

Mmmm. I love her. ♥ Lots and lots.

Kris

PS- Since her Mom knows about us, I can actually give her flowers this Valentine's Day. #^__^#

I went to go see Ashley! <3 Her mom wouldn't let her go anywhere with me though. ;___;

We cuddled and I think I freaked out Matthew. ^__^ Whoops. (But not really.)

Her mom ordered us pizza. It was good pizza. Mmm.

And I sat in dog pee and so I got into Ashley's pants. XD She let me keep them too. <3

We watched some old Disney movie and made fun of it. Good times, good times.

I went to the play at the college called The Audition. It has nothing to do with the movie. (I've never seen it but I heard it's awesome.)It was written by the college theatre director and it's a bastard combination of singing, dancing, acting, live music and people drawing and painting at random intervals.

I loved it. ♥

I wanna go into dance in college now. I've always thought about it but now I'm definitely going into now. <3

Then I came home and got into a chat from doom with Hiko, Kowareta, Roni, Winny and Jeff. It was called Ass Wars. There's Ass Space, Ass Time, Ass Continuim and the Ass Star. XD

I have two new LJ friends! Sarah (A friend of the Captain) and Jeff (A friend of Winny's.) ^__^

Yay friends! ♥ ♥ ♥

I also discovered the dirtiest song ever. Velvet Goldmine by David Bowie. ^__^ I love him. <3

I'm going to go work on the various writing I need to continue. *shifty eyes*

Monk

And now, A quote!

"When ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise."

My mom got me two books on pirates. One has historical information on pirates and the other is The Adventures of Jack Sparrow: The Coming Storm.


#^__^# I'm a nerd.-o-o-


I read Chapter Four of Island. Now I just need to review. It was awesome. ^__^


I'm bored out of my mind, as usual. I'm waiting to go back to school. Apparently, I have to go see one more doctor before I can even consider going back.

Good news: I've been seizure-free for two weeks. I've still been twitchy but as far as the really bad *jerk**twitch*"Damn it!' episodes, I haven't had those in two weeks. Go me!


Bad News: I won't be able to get my driver's license until I graduate Hi! School. I have to be seizure free for nine months before I can take driver's ED. That's going to put me well into my Junior year before I can get behind the wheel to practice. (Legally.)


....And I'm missing Ashley something awful. I've been bitching about it to everyone and sending her text messages. ;___;


I'm going through the infamous non-existant Writer's Block. I'm having trouble writing and it's really pissin' me off. I'm kicking it's ass though. (I hope.) I wrote something I actually didn't think was crap a couple of days ago so I must be improving.


Have decided to stick it to the man when I'm a college professor and tell the Dean to shove it up his ass if he ever comes to me wanting me to preform grade inflation. I'm going to tell him to go preform fellatio on himself. xD

Monk Out

"Now and then we had a small hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates."- Mark Twain

On to better things! I need to fill my post quota (although I probably won't come anywhere close.)

This week and a half has felt like forever!

And my cat had six kittehs!

( Rant of Random things! And people. )

Monk Out