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11 September 2007 @ 06:33 pm
So hello all. I am a Junior. ^__^ Had to fight but I am now in 11th grade because I passed my English exit. (with a 72...not my best. Not my best at all.) I have to take two Math classes to get caught up but it's so worth it.

So yes. I've a funny story. Coach got mad and made us do a kicking set over again. Well, afterwards, I began twitching as I am wont to do. So, I got out of the pool and let myself twitch it out. (While I was twitching, my leg began cramping. =/) Anyways, Katie freaked out. (Poor girl. I see I have a kindered spirit in the 'has-Generalized-Anxiety-Disorder department.) Anyways...

Ashley (lil'Pike): ARE YOU HAVING AN ORGASM?!
Me:...GO SWIM!
Coach: *super ignore*

See, she thought orgasm=spasms. She has no idea it as something to do with smex. And I don't really want to have the Birds and the Bees talk with her because she's 15. If she doesn't get it by now, I don't think she ever will. (Shit, I was reading pr0n at age 10. Hello, Christine Feehan. I rememeber you. XD)

So yes. Ashley (meh lover) is coming back to town. I think. ^__^ I am teh happeh!

...I set up a mouse trap in my room to kill the mouse in my room. He keeps shitting everywhere and I can't sleep at night because he keeps scratching at my papers/dresser/door/bed. I feel really bad. It's a big price to pay for that. (My cats don't catch mice. XD) ...R.I.P Mouse.

And lastly, today is September 11. I know that we've basically had this shoved in our faces for the past six years (especially if you go to public school.) but all the same. A lot of people died for no reason and it really was a dark day. I guess it's really hard to imagine them because we didn't know them. So I guess let's just rememeber them, even for a moment.

So check it guys: Time passes and wounds heal if you'll let them.

Kris
 
 
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