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pervymonk
08 July 2009 @ 04:06 pm
1. Leave me a comment and I will give you a letter.
2. Then, write 10 things that you love starting with that letter.
3. Post the list in your journal.
4. Give out letters to those who comment in return.
5. Make pasta! :D
6. Wave white flag.

My letter is F. *shifty eyes*

1. Fun. Fun is very gooooooood. And relaxing! ^__^

2. Fudge. It is yummy and made of amazing.

3. F. Scott Fitzgerald. The Great Gatsby made me cry the first time I read it in the fifth grade. It still does. Plus, he wrote The Curious Case of Benjaman Button, although I heard the story is not as good as the movie.

4. Facebook. It is pretty cool and I get to keep on contact with all of my friends, which brings me to....

5. Friends! I like meh friends, because they are teh awesome. ^__^

6. Fanfiction. It isn't always good but it's fun to read, write, make fun of and occasionally thing about the deeper meaning of things with it.

7. Fazzoli's. The best Italian food. EVAR.

8. Flowers. All kinds are pretty and awesome to plant. Even though I may be allergic to most of them, I still love them. <3

9. Fezzick. He is a character from The Princess Bride which is my favorite movie of all time. (Besides Casablanca) He is big and burly and a little slow but he is kind-hearted and valiant. Go Team Fezzick!

10. Finland. That's right. Finland. They have good music, awesome scenery and a kickass mythology. Would like very much to see it some day.

Off again.
Monk Out
 
 
pervymonk
08 July 2009 @ 03:53 pm
I registered for college Monday. Walked over campus for 3 hours to do it too. Howard College is having some construction done so they moved everyone to different places. >__O Got my stuff for the CLEP test for Freshman Composition. Am confident I'll pass to get credit for both semesters. *knock on wood* Got my schedule and the cost of tutition. It's a little over $800. Good thing I have a Texas Tomorrow fund. @__@ I need to find the card they sent me though. It's in a safe place in my room but still. I can find the freakin' envelope it came in but not the card. I'm freaking out about it, because I need that card to pay tutition. Ugh. I'll guess I can get them to send me another one.

I'm also anxious to get a job. I need one. When I'm 18, the government won't give my parents money to help take care of me so then they won't have any to take away. I want to start saving desperately. Plus, I need something to do. I'm going through a book every two hours.

My schedule is going to get really busy when school starts. I'll have all morning classes through lunch and, hopefully, a job in the afternoons. I won't have school Friday-Sunday so that will be a relief. Night will be my main social time for a while. I'm currently signed up for five classes. Biology on Mondays and Wednesdays at 8:00
am(with lab at 1:00 pm Mondays), Introduction to Sociology at 9:30 am on Mondays and Wednesdays. On Tuesdays and Thursdays I'll have College Algebra at 8:00 am, United States HIstory at 9:30 am and Learning Frameworks at 11:00 am. (The last one is some lame 'Welcome to College!' class. I'll be done with it come October.)

...Unnngh. On the way to being a teacher....

I shouldn't even be stressing. But that damn card....Nnnngh....

It'll hopefully be better in August.

I just got done reading the last Sookie Stackhouse book.
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I registered for college Monday. Walked over campus for 3 hours to do it too. Howard College is having some construction done so they moved everyone to different places. >__O Got my stuff for the CLEP test for Freshman Composition. Am confident I'll pass to get credit for both semesters. *knock on wood* Got my schedule and the cost of tutition. It's a little over $800. Good thing I have a Texas Tomorrow fund. @__@ I need to find the card they sent me though. It's in a safe place in my room but still. I can find the freakin' envelope it came in but not the card. I'm freaking out about it, because I need that card to pay tutition. Ugh. I'll guess I can get them to send me another one.

I'm also anxious to get a job. I need one. When I'm 18, the government won't give my parents money to help take care of me so then they won't have any to take away. I want to start saving desperately. Plus, I need something to do. I'm going through a book every two hours.

My schedule is going to get really busy when school starts. I'll have all morning classes through lunch and, hopefully, a job in the afternoons. I won't have school Friday-Sunday so that will be a relief. Night will be my main social time for a while. I'm currently signed up for five classes. Biology on Mondays and Wednesdays at 8:00
am(with lab at 1:00 pm Mondays), Introduction to Sociology at 9:30 am on Mondays and Wednesdays. On Tuesdays and Thursdays I'll have College Algebra at 8:00 am, United States HIstory at 9:30 am and Learning Frameworks at 11:00 am. (The last one is some lame 'Welcome to College!' class. I'll be done with it come October.)

...Unnngh. On the way to being a teacher....

I shouldn't even be stressing. But that damn card....Nnnngh....

It'll hopefully be better in August.

I just got done reading the last Sookie Stackhouse book. <_< >_> I like the show a lot. Go Team Eric! ^__^

Off to consume more books!
Monk Out
 
 
Current Hell: Home
Current MoodSwing: anxious
Music of the Night: Catapult-Counting Crows
 
 
pervymonk
03 July 2009 @ 06:42 pm
I've been driving all day today! WHOOT. I've been finding excuses to drive. Also, there was a broken gas line a couple of days ago and it had the possibility of blowing up my block. O____o Not yeeeeeeeaaaaaaah. But we're ok. Wish I could contact Ashley because I still have her book, Fly By Night and really want to give it back to her.

BUT CHECK THIS SHIT OUT:
http://www.dailyfanfic.blogspot.com/

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Current Hell: Home
Current MoodSwing: YEEEEAAAAAAH
Music of the Night: Closer-Kings of Leon
 
 
pervymonk
26 June 2009 @ 06:16 pm
I AM A FUCKMASING DRIVER!

I drove to Midland, then I drove out of Midland IN THE RAIN AND THE DUST STORM. AND I GOT BOOKS. Drove past policeman officer with out of date inspection sticker. Scared the shit out of me because he followed me for a while but never pulled me over. GO ME.

Am in better mood now. So I'll see you guys Monday. I'm going to Schiltterban now. With Jon. And I am content.

Monk out
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Current MoodSwing: content
Music of the Night: Dishwasher
 
 
pervymonk
24 June 2009 @ 03:35 pm
I need to do dishes. BUt here I am, giving meh soul to the interwebs, one piece at a time.

Plus, I'm IMing people on MySpace. XD Go friends!

Am going for electroysis (sp?) tomorrow to get stupid facial hair removed. Is graduation gift from meh mom. I thought there could be better things to spend it on but I am always complaining about meh beard. (It's really not all that bad but it's bad enough to bug me.)

Am talking to Daniel. We didn't talk all Senior year because he was busy with school and I was busy with boyfriend life. He's going off to Tech in August. Will miss him. T__T

Also am talking to Hiko! ^__^

I hated Myspace IM when I had a sucky computer but now it is awesome! I get to keep in touch with all of my friends. ^__^ I feel lazy though. I did chores an hour and a half ago but they are not all done. Need to do dishes. *sigh*

If I sit on my ass for too long, I start to feel bad for not doing anything. It's a sickness
I guess I'm just not used to not being productive.

...I was going to do a long entry but I guess I'll save it for later. Am off to do said dishes.

Bleh, housework.

In the meantime, have a video!


Monk Out
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Current Hell: Home, doing dishes
Current MoodSwing: Almost accomplished
Music of the Night: Scary Kids Scaring Kids-Star-crossed Lovers
 
 
pervymonk
19 June 2009 @ 04:07 pm
Didn't get to drive out of town. Was very relieved. ^__^ Dad drove us. We went out to eat and took my mom to the fabric store. I didn't really want to go out of town because my asthma was acting up but eh. We've been having a lot of dust storms since the year started and it's been hell on my lungs. They look like a ravaged wasteland. DX My asthma began getting worse the winter of Junior year because of the cold. Then, this winter, it began to rebel. I had to use my nebulizer (Breathing machine thing) four times a day. Now, I only need it once or twice. However, I have trouble swimming/running/sweeping. I had to drop out of swimming right before District this year because the doc was worried I'd get an infection because my lungs were so torn up. So that sucked.

We got a new coach. Coach Shaw and hs wife left town. Rumor is that they're divorced now. I certainly hope not. :/ New coach was named Coach Nelson and he was in the Coast Guard. We had a lightining at the beginning of the year so we couldn't swim and he was all D:<

Coach: I SWAM IN HURRICANES! AND YOU CAN'T SWIM BECAUSE OF SOME %&*%^^&() LIGHTINING?!
Us: ...*sweatdrop*

Yeah. He was badass to the hardcore. He was also really nice. I'm going to miss him. This year's Freshman started out like my class did. New coach, not having any idea how to swim. I didn't really bond with the team as much as I did last year because of all the new people. There was lots of drama, which I'll need an LJ cut for. So I'll recount that another time.


Now, for a stolen meme!
1. Reply to this post and I'll assign you a letter.
2. List 5 songs (with links to them, if you can find them) that start with that letter.
3. Post them to your journal with these instructions

For your goddamn insolence, you get the letter G.

For 'Geo I'm so sorry don't do this' or goddamn insolence. Your choice.
-Geo

1. Apocalyptica- Grace http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtCd8_hSCYA
2. Green Day- Geek Stink Breath http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRYwUicnAMQ
3. Will Smith- Getting Jiggy with it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIduOvEoVeQ
4. The Beatles- Good Day Sunshine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHTPdbpogRE
5. Dave Matthews Band- Gravedigger http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B75TieFknO4
 
 
Current Hell: Home
Current MoodSwing: contemplative
Music of the Night: Gravedigger- Dave Matthews Band
 
 
pervymonk
18 August 2008 @ 02:17 pm
Yeeeah. Ozzfest was on the 9th. And it was amazing and epic and awesome! I was close to the stage for Apocalyptica. (Geo got me into them. :D) Annnnnd I was as close as you could get to the stage without a VIP pass for Serj Tankian and OZZY! :D :D :D Bastards charged $4.50 for water and made us throw away the water we brought. Not awesome. Metallica ruled. It was 12 hours of epic epicy epicness and so very, very tiring. The overall trip was fun. (I guess.) I got us lost for 2 hours.
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Yeeeah. Ozzfest was on the 9th. And it was amazing and epic and awesome! I was close to the stage for Apocalyptica. (Geo got me into them. :D) Annnnnd I was as close as you could get to the stage without a VIP pass for Serj Tankian and OZZY! :D :D :D Bastards charged $4.50 for water and made us throw away the water we brought. Not awesome. Metallica ruled. It was 12 hours of epic epicy epicness and so very, very tiring. The overall trip was fun. (I guess.) I got us lost for 2 hours. <_< >_> And I could have done with a little less yelling from everyone but you know. Hooray Ozzfest.

And that's all I've done. I start school next Monday and I turn 17 next Sunday! :D :D :D
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Current Hell: G-Ma's
Current MoodSwing: content
Music of the Night: I Don't Car-Apocalyptica f. Adam Gontier
 
 
pervymonk
01 August 2008 @ 01:50 am
Lawl  
I ganked this gem from happymediocrity.I tried doing this with pervymonk but it wouldn't let me choose Ashley. And she's totally tghe only one allowed to stalk me. ♥ I like the Valentine sentence. I might use the crucifixion part in a Matt/Mello fic. XD



Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from therainbowriot.

ce_acatl is stalking therainbowriot
ce_acatl's REAL name :Settle Jonckheere
ce_acatl's REAL DOB :12th June 1989
Height :176 cmWeight : 65.0 kg
ce_acatl has dreamt about you : 4 times
ce_acatl became interested in you : 04th December 2006
ce_acatl's latest dream about you
You and ce_acatl are in a bar. ce_acatl carries you up onto the pool table and begins undressing you. ce_acatl starts to whip you around the ass with your own jeans.
This is how ce_acatl describes your relationship behind your back
'Things are going great! it still won't kiss me though in public. it will once I stop calling her in the middle of the night.'
ce_acatl's been stealing stuff from your house too.
ce_acatl enjoys collecting therainbowriot's dead pets for a living.
They've even started modifying their body for you
ce_acatl had their tongue pierced just to win your approval.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
If God had a face, he'd look something like you. And if you were ever to leave me, I'd fucking nail you to a cross before you had a chance for a last supper.

The Police
No. calls to the police : 30 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"I think there's a bomb in our house. My friend left a rucksack in here and I can hear ticking."
ce_acatl's Police File
There is every possibility that ce_acatl is a living incarnation of Satan.

Testimonies about ce_acatl
Badger Brien - Worn out Musician
'I always suspected ce_acatl was a little weird, but never THIS weird.'
Johnny Keeney - The Devil In Disguise
'ce_acatl and I never saw eye-to-eye. And I'm glad now we didn't. What a fucking creep.'
Flora Warren - Sister Stabatha
'Dear God! I knew ce_acatl was a right thieving bastard but I didn't know they were such a skank. therainbowriot is a bit of a sucker really.'

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Current MoodSwing: crazy
Music of the Night: Basketcase-Green Day
 
 
pervymonk
28 July 2008 @ 12:17 am
It's late, I have to take pain medication for my friggin' teeth and I'm feeling ranty. Dear God. :D

I've rekindled my love for Resident Evil. The first time I ever played it was in 2003. It was the original, for Playstation 1. I was over at Kacey's house. And we didn't get very far because it scared the hell out of us. And Kacey had just moved into a house 10 miles from town.

Yeah.

I always regretted not finishing that game. T__T However, Outbreak is ten kinds of super special awesome! I can't really get past the third senario, The Hive. It takes place in a hospital (which already gives me Siren flashbacks. O__o RUN, TAMON!)and you go into room 203, where you find a handgun. You're thinking "Sweet. Something to fight the zombies with-OH GOD!" and a friggin' leech man drops from the vent.

Yeah.

I hate leeches. And you have dumb AI partners who run in. AND DON'T LISTEN TO WHAT THE HELL YOU SAY TO THEM. In the second senario, Below Freezing Point, both my AI partners got killed by the Mutated G because they didn't know how to get the hell out of the way. But it was all good. I survived. ^__^ Anyways, so you get out of the room. And if you're bleeding, either heal yourself or wait for it to stop because leech man can find you three times faster if you're bleeding. D: Oh, and if your AI partners die at the hand of leech man, they also turn into leech men.

Me: Ok, annoying AI partner. Sorry, buuut I'm sacrificing you so the less annoying AI and me can get away.
-A Few Minutes Later-
Two leech men attack.
Me: Fuck this shit. *turns game off*

Leech men are scarier than they sound.

Basically, since I got my wisdom teeth taken out, playing Resident Evil is all I'm allowed to do. However, I'm doing something that is friggin' constructive tomorrow and my parents will not stop me. I hate being idle. So, since all I've done is play RE:O, that has been all I've talked about.

Me: Blah blah blah ZOMBIES blah blah blah.
Mom: Uh-huh.
Me: Yeah, and I've been looking on the walkthrough.
Mom: You are such a puss, lol. :D
Me: Am not.
Mom: This is basically what you did for Siren.
Me: I used GameShark cheats for Siren. I'm not doing that with this game.
Mom: That's because your GameShark is broken.
Me: Yeah I'm a puss! So what?!
Mom: ^__^

I've recently gotten into RE:O fandom. And I think I found a new pairing. Kevin Ryman/David King lol. The game character David King is nothing like my grandpa so it's all good. However, once in a while I'll be like "Grandpa was not a gay plumber lol". XD In the game, Kevin and David don't really like each other. Which brings me to the fact that I seem to really like yaoi pairings where the two guys are enemies/rivals. Examples:
Death Note-Light/L (However, I am also fond of the Matsuda/Papa Yagami pairing. Sadly, this pairing is seriously lacking in fic.)
Star Ocean 3: Till The End Of Time-Luther/Fayt. Because I love Luther and Fayt just screams 'UKE!'
Yu Yu Hakusho-Karasu/Kurama. Hehehehe. ^__^ (I also like Kuwabara/Kurama, mainly for the sheer wtf?)
Avatar: The Last Airbender-Kitara/Zuko. What?! A het pairing?! How'd that get in here?
Harry Potter-Harry/Lucius. I hate Draco/Harry so this makes up for it? ^__^ Amanuensis turned me into a rabid fan.

So yeeeeah. Plus, David and Kevin are the two prettiest guys in the game so yaoi fangirl law states they have to be shipped. :P Just kidding! I wish I was

So yeah. I'm off to scare myself by watching the original Halloween.

Monk Out!
 
 
Current Hell: Dancing With A Zombie
Current MoodSwing: DON'T ROLL DOWN WINDOW, LADY!
Music of the Night: Many Shades Of Black- The Ranconteurs
 
 
pervymonk
24 July 2008 @ 10:07 pm
Yaaaaaaaay!~ I haven't done one of these in forever!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen I , Pervymonk Esquire, have acquired a new LJ friend! :D :D :D *waves furiously at happymediocrity*

I saw I had a new friend on my profile so I decided to check her out! (But totally not in that way. XD )

Her name is Ariel. I freaked about this for 2.5 seconds because my latest ex is named Ariel. But then I told myself "Monk, this person obeys the rules of capitalization so she can't possibly be your ex.)(That's the main reason I broke up with my ex.) (That's horrible. No it isn't. Even though it totally is. :D ) (Plus she's prettier too. XD )

So yeah. She likes all the same animes I do plus a couple I haven't seen, she likes writing and she lives in California! :D :D :D

I <3 making new friends.
Monk Out
 
 
Current MoodSwing: ME HAS NEW FRIEND
Music of the Night: Typical-Tickle Me Pink